If in-flight announcements were made in the manner of demonetisation notifications: (1/13)
— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016
Hello, and welcome aboard. Do fasten your seatbelts, because we’re in for a bumpy ride. (2/13)
— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016
You can stow cabin baggage in the overhead compartment for the first 15 minutes after which you need to place it under your seat. (3/13)
— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016
After five more minutes, you can take it out and place it on your lap. Until further notice. (4/13)
— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016
You can switch off your cellphones now. Those who switched off cellphones five minutes ago may be subject to penalty. (5/13)
— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016
There is no penalty for those using pre-paid cards that they have purchased in the last 24 hours. (6/13)
— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016
Or is it 12 hours? We’ll let you know. (7/13)
— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016
Our in-flight crew will be happy to take care of your needs. Write down stated needs and get the signature of the airline CEO. (8/13)
— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016
Food will be served first to those sitting on rows 1 to 12. After 5 minutes, we’ll reverse the order. Then it's odd-numbered rows. (9/13)
— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016
Unless the food runs out. (10/13)
— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016
Those who are already full are encouraged to distribute leftover food to those less fortunate. (11/13)
— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016
In case of turbulence, oxygen masks will drop down. Before using these, you need to provide a chest X-ray that is KYC-compliant. (12/13)
— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016
The flight should take 60 minutes, but it could be more. Or less. It’s a small inconvenience. Take this flight for the nation. (13/13)
— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016
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